Mighty Molli Mouse and Old Man Carol are here with me this beautiful night and it has so far been sweet as hell. No complaints seriously.... Napolean Dynamite might be the funniest movie ever made, but then again Team America- World Police hasn't come out yet so I might be mistaken...
whats up motherfuckers this is molli, jess is currently having a little window party with the c-meister. man, i fucking love these people. jess just said that me and carol should crash here every weekend and i freaking couldn't agree more. whoa i went from fucking to freaking in one sentence. apparently i grew a conscience. and/or morals. but, the balls are still intact, so dont even worry about that. anyway, much love to t-money and amanda, because they are the sexiest bitches alive. as of tonight. although, their aint no love in this motherfucker, their aint no love for you or your other brother. I GOT THIS KILLER UP INSIDE OF ME, I CANT TALK TO MY MOTHER SO I TALK TO MY DI-ARY. one, two, three, four, FIF. i plede the fizzif. i have a secret document to show you... FIF. okay. i'm done. one love. "okay i love you too."
You supersonic rockers of satan! you want sum crack? I got cracks o all kinds blood. We straight hoodin right now my fuckers. Jessica's doin little bit of diss...whoooole lotta dis she crazy yo...oh this is Carol..Me and J wanna punch the shit outa someone right now. MMEEEOOOWWW( scary lil kid from The Grudge man) "I had a dream you were a dick last night" - why did you have a dream I was an asshole? " no I was the asshole". Screw you bitches... I'm goin' home. My hoodie still smells like a mexican restaurant. J and Money have the cutest window butts ever! JESUS JESUS JESUS I have hiccups like a bitch..a bitch with hiccups...bad ones.
Yay for the crazy motherfucking crackheads at my house right now. You , call me, when you get this. Alright? Okay.... Ill be waiting. Bitch.
